Stories and poems about Macintosh, the wiener dog puppy
It's Not Easy Being a Wiener Dog
It's not easy being a wiener dog.
Having to spend each day
A few inches from the ground.
When I think it would be nicer
Being a Doberman or a Pit Bull
Or something much bigger like that.
It's not easy being a wiener dog.
It seems you blend in with so many ordinary things.
And people tend to step on you
'Cause you're not standing out like a Tiger or a Lion
Or stars in the sky.
But wiener dogs are the color of the ground.
And wiener dogs can be nice and friendly-like.
And wiener dogs can be loud like a Tiger
Or ferocious like a Lion
Just not tall like a tree.
When a wiener dog is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why.
But why wonder why wonder
I'm a wiener dog.
And I'm beautiful
And I think it's what I want to be.
And wiener dogs can be nice and friendly-like
I'm A Girl
People wonder where my secret lies.
I come in every shape and size.
But when I start to tell them
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms,
The span of my hips
The stride of my step
The curl of my lips
I'm a girl
Phenomenally
Phenomenal girl
That's me.
I walk in a room
Just as proud as you please
People swarm around me
Like a hive of honey bees
Why?
I say
It's the fire in my teeth
The swing in my waist
And the joy in my feet
I'm a girl
Phenomenally
Phenomenal girl
That's me.
People themselves have wondered
What they see in my
They try so much
But they cannot touch
My inner mystery
Why?
It's in the arch of my back
The sun of my smile
The depth of my soul
The grace of my style
I'm a girl
Phenomenally,
Phenomenal girl
That's me.
Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed
Or have to talk real loud
When you see my passing
It ought to make you proud
Why?
I say
It's the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
The palm of my hand,
The need of my care
Cause
I'm a girl
Phenomenally
Phenomenal girl.
That's me!
I Miss My Little Bunny Friend
I miss my little bunny friend
And I'll always remember our time.
It was a time and a place for us
Underneath the Circle K© sign.
At first you were all together
But soon you fell apart.
How was I to know, my friend,
You'd steal away my heart?
First our friends are here
And then they're gone.
Just like memories
Of our favorite song.
First our friends are here
And then they're gone.
Just like memories
Of our favorite song.
I miss my little bunny friend
And I'll always remember our time.
It was a time and a place for us
Underneath the Circle K© sign.
Wonderful Today
We go to the Dollar Store
And everyone turns to see
This beautiful lady
Who's walking around with me.
And then I tell her
As we walk out the door
I say, my doggie,
You are wonderful today.
Click here to hear "Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!" From "The Brave Little Toaster".
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Macintosh visits Leon and asks about Sailor Sam
"Hello, Leon", said Macintosh.
"Hello, Macintosh", said Leon.
Macintosh smiled, squirming around a bit. She didn't quite know how to bring up the subject of Sailor Sam and wondered if she shouldn't.
Finally she decided that it couldn't wait any longer. She gathered up her courage and said,"Leon, whatever happened to my friend Sailor Sam?"
Leon looked away. He had no desire to hurt the child, but she must know the truth. "I'm afraid", he said, "that Sailor Sam won't be coming back."
Tears started to well up in Macintosh's tiny eyes. She couldn't understand. She started whimpering and whining. "Is it...is it something that I did?" she asked.
Jenny was walking by at the moment. She said, "Leon, what on earth have you been telling the child?"
Leon ignored her and answered Macintosh. "Oh, no", he said, "it's not your fault at all. I guess he just decided that it was time to go. Cats can do that, you know."
"I didn't know that," Macintosh sniffed. "I will miss him!"
"We all will", said Leon. "We all will."
"Is it...is it something that I did?" she asked
When I Look In Your Eyes
When I look in your eyes
I see the wisdom of the world in your eyes
I see the sadness of a thousand goodbyes
When I look in your eyes.
And it is no surprise
To see the softness of the moon in your eyes
The gentle sparkle of the stars in the skies
When I look in your eyes.
In your eyes I see the deepness of the sea
I see the deepness of the love
The love I feel you feel for me.
Autumn comes, summer dies
I see the passing of the years in your eyes
And when we part they’ll be no tears, no goodbyes
I’ll just look into your eyes.
Those eyes …
So wise, so warm, so real
How I love the world your eyes reveal.
What is your favorite type of dog?
This checklist will tell you the best dog for you! Answer all questions honestly — no cheating!
Favorite dog size:
Small
Extra small
Dog body length:
Long
Extra long
Dog legs length:
Short
Extra short
Dog ears:
Floppy
Extra floppy
Dog silliness
Silly
Extra silly
Congratulations! You like wiener dogs!
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